There are a few things I think need to be discussed.........
- Who the hell is going to be captain next year?!
- Will we be able to trick Barbie into thinking Manchester is an hour ahead?
- Why is John Sturrock impervious to the effects of alcohol?
- Will Bakke ever score?
- Did Steve Mc set that dog loose at Lochee park?
- Is Boab being held in Ayr against his will?
-What's with the picture of the guy off Whose Line is it Anyway??
Please feel free to add to the list
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Don't know who will be captain...depends who goes for it obviously...
It'll be only to easy to trick Barbie into the time difference, Bakke can just tell him it's English summertime and he'll be baffled...
I'm not sure about the answer to the question about John, but i've heard he's also impervious to emotional and physical pain...
Bakke wont score. Except maybe a neddy boy at the end of season night out...
Other questions are outwith my vast expertise...but possibly the guy from Whose Line is it Anyway is an indication of what Niv might look like in 30 years?
You have fallen foul of the classic mistake that we in the study of grammar call "A Tayside Royal".
Your use of "it'll only be TO easy" should of course read "it'll only be TOO easy". (without the capitals of course)
Whenever there is a ned with learning difficulties making spelling mistakes, I will be there to laugh at him!
Right so if we leve for manchaster at 3 and it takes 6 hours will we get ther at 10? I heard if we cross the time zone border at a 36.6 degree angle it cancels out the time difference....Might be worth a try. Thats why I should be captain.
Bakke will never score again! Look at previous seasons, the last time he scored was 3 feb 07 against Springfield, and it was offside!
The picture is clearly gregor in about 5 years time
I think im going to score in the next game - iv been close in the last few games. Also, iv had a perfectly good goal disallowed this season for offside - iv just been unlucky.
Btw - the pic is actually yt another of Snoop Dogging Daly's conquests from Dublin!
Kate Hannet
Here, I don't like ruining everyone's week.....but i accidentally fell asleep with my last set of lucky beads on last night and when i woke up.....that's right.....they'd broken. I've been to "The Bead Shop" in Haddington and all they sell is....girls' stuff!? WTF?! Men can wear beads too! But I'm out...
nightmare, maybe you could have just sent me a text Oggy, seeing as it's only you and me that use this forum!
As Fresher said in the last match report the AGM is likely to be after the match next saturday (10th May)
If you want to be considered for captain its a good idea to speak up now eg on the forum as itll give folk a chance to have a wee think. Same goes for other positions.
Posts available:
President (usually a fifth year) - secret ballot
Captain x2 (can be ANY year) - secret ballot
Treasurer, Social convener (can be any year, especially good for the younger members of the team as it gives you an idea how the committee works before running for captain the next year)- open vote i.e. raised hands
Springsteen
Almost forgot secretary (sorry fresher!)
Its also an open vote.
I would strongly recommend running for a post, its good banter and not a huge amount of work despite having probably the best run club in the medical school!
Springsteen
UP THE DUMS!
Quarter final is against Tayside Royal on Saturday.
Not the easiest draw, but if we play well it shouldn't be a problem because their defence is shite.
UP THE DUMS
Is fresher the rankest full back in the league?
even his fake asthma can't save him from his rankness
I will be releasing boab for this saturday's game
Is boab actually turning up this weekend then? or does he still hate dundee.
AGM
Present - John M, Gregor, Neil, Fresher, Iain, John S, Bakke, Liam, Mike, James, Caldy, Paul and Oggy.
Apologies - Juan, Twiggy, John D, Ronan, Sukhdeep and Dunney
1. President's thanks
2. Bakke financial report. Final balance tbc.
3. Elected posts
Captains - Mike and Caldy
President - Fresher
Treasurer - Neil
Secretary - Bakke
Social Convener - Oggy
4. End of season night out - 24th of May. DUNNEY TO ARRANGE KENNEDY'S AND FATTY'S/LONDON. Trophies from previous winners to be collected ASAP.
The anonymous comment on the league forum about Sitel players on the dole absolutely reeks of Oggy, although there was one small typo, so I'm not sure.
I was hoping it wasn't one of our players. Surely SiTEL is a work's team? So guessing their probably not on the dole.
If we do get to the final though, white coats and stethoscopes all round!
I lay no claim to that post thank you. I could see why you may have thought that Fresher as i have been described as "cheeky" in the past...but no, this one wasn't me.
Caldy did you lose your scarf last night? I ended up with one, could be yours?
Is Oggy the geneticist by any chance????
Yeah its my scarf, i lost my fucking favourite blue jumper aswell! That surely ranks as one of my worst wednesday nights ever.
caldy ur rank fullstop
I'm worried you're going off the rails again Caldy.
Just like you did when you were 15.
Just read the match report - Petta was at Alton Towers aswell you know!
Yes but he keeps getting betta. Unlike your goal tally
Petta was there with his friends, having fun. You were their on duty.
looks like steve has buggered up the cup final and we are probably going to have to play it at riverside
Oggy....i thought you were the english master??? Their?! Don't u mean "there"
50 min - ally hogg (7/10)
A genuine example of a team goal, with a number of players involved in the build up. A well-finished goal was capped by ally hogg with a right footer from 18 yards out, with an assist by Paul.
It was my cross Gregor and I want the assist!
Nice report Oggy, although not quite your usual, grammatically perfect self.
P.S. Iain - back to school for you, "their" is correct in this passage, as the tactic is belonging to Sitel.
Yeah, I found once I was typing more than just a little comment on discussion board I couldn't be bothered with checking my grammar. No excuse for the "their" while making fun of Bakke though. Apologies to anyone who had their whole belief system shattered when I made a mistake! Let's focus on the main point though....Ruth owns Bakke. Like a slave.
Cup Final is definitely at Riverside. Apologies Gregor, but nothing I can do about Broughty's pitch being pulled from us a week in advance for a Juniors final. It was organised before Xmas for the 24th May. It's free next week which as discussed pre semi's was no use to either you or Sitel- so idea of postponing final a week was binned.
Best of luck though. Should be a good game no matter where its played on.
I love a good nibht out, anyone else?
anyone comin to the party on fri?
I'll be there Neil. Before dressing like a raging homosexual though.....are we going out afterwards?
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